Railfanning Huntsville, AL
whereforeartthouwolves:

captainlanta:

I am constantly on both ends of this problem. 8|

 My liiifffee

whereforeartthouwolves:

captainlanta:

I am constantly on both ends of this problem. 8|

 My liiifffee

mydumbopinions:

getabducted:

luminoxxie:

haanigram:

THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013

GROSS SOBBING

DON’T TOUCH ME

UGH

Futurama is the only show that has consistently made me teary eyed…

team-free-plaid-shirts:

mynameisntgood:

gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes:

This should be an Industry Standard.

I volunteer.

That’s it. I’ve figured out what I want to do with my life.

team-free-plaid-shirts:

mynameisntgood:

gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes:

This should be an Industry Standard.

I volunteer.

That’s it. I’ve figured out what I want to do with my life.

What's your favorite type of siren, if you have one?
Anonymous

2001-AC siren.

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

marksylvester:

(via A gp40 sits it the platform before heading outbound: NERAIL The NERAIL North American Railroad Photo Archive)
October, 2007.
awkward-lee:

i just laughed so hard

awkward-lee:

i just laughed so hard

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks it’s special

shipping-core:

I cant believe the ball pit was confirmed for smash

shipping-core:

I cant believe the ball pit was confirmed for smash

Okay guys, I’m getting off tumb—

aarontreble:

p-otter-who-lock-fel-equ-ine:

theanswerisalwayswincestiel:

nuclear****:

heartcrossing:

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HOW OLD IS THIS FREAKING POST

wtf are goodies i want one

wait woah isn’t that like the super ancient version of tumblr

We discovered a fossil